When you buy a game called Zombie Driver HD you cant help but kind of know what your getting into. This isn’t a game that wastes its time delivering long narratives or experimenting with some new spin on dispatching gaming’s most overused enemies; it’s just you and your car in a top-down format that cant help but make you feel nostalgia for the simple early years of Grand Theft Auto, And did i forget that there’s a whole state’s worth of zombies. Over the course of 31 levels, you smash through them and the destructible terrain with taxis and school buses, you fry them with rocket launchers and flamethrowers, and you level up your weapons and armor to do the same job more efficiently. It’s not the most imaginative and innovative game around, but it’s dumb, gory fun.
For all you people that want a compelling story, Zombie Driver HD adds what seems like intentionally cringe-worthy voice acting before each round that does little more than provide context for the level’s objectives, which include everything from wiping out waves of zombies to defending a news van to pumping missiles into a massive zombie blob.
The whole idea is that order has broken down to the point that the Army needs you and your uncommonly resilient taxi to take out the undead horde. It’s simple but usually great fun, particularly when you smash through dozens of zombies at once amid the satisfying sound of destruction, and the sharp trigger controls for brakes and acceleration add to the whole experience.
Once you’ve worked your way up the gentle learning curve, most missions take only a couple of minutes to complete, extended only by a mildly annoying tendency for more zombies to wander back into the mission zone and push back the timer until you splatter every last one. Several side diversions exist, such as missions that have you save a police station or rescue some rich guy to unlock a squad car or a limo, respectively, but the true pleasures of Zombie Driver HD’s campaigns spring from the sheer joy of firing at and running over zombies for extra cash for upgrades on your way back to base.
While the campaign might yield its share of kicks, it’s nowhere near as engaging as the survival-style Slaughter mode, which pits you against escalating numbers of zombie hordes and rewards you with weapon upgrades for surviving a round. As in the campaign, there’s a welcome variety of enemies, including run-of-the-mill zombies that swarm the car, hulking brutes that throw bricks, and fat zombies that rush you and explode.
Blood Race mode entails barreling through narrow urban streets filled with jaywalking zombies in a race against AI companions, all while nabbing weapon upgrades and building multipliers on zombies to get a better score. It’s not a bad idea at heart; in fact, it would probably be Zombie Driver HD’s best feature if it let you race against real players instead of the game’s disappointing AI. Indeed, the entirety of Zombie Driver HD could benefit from a multiplayer mode. The campaign, while already fun in short bursts, could have been much better if you could do all that zombie killing with a friend, through either an online connection or a local split-screen. As it is, the game’s only nod to multiplayer excitement consists of a series of leaderboards, which might suffice for one playthrough. But if you could invite friends to join in on the carnage, Zombie Driver HD could provide a lot more replay value.
Zombie Driver HD manages to satisfy if you’re seeking good-natured gore without many narrative interruptions, and the $10 price (800 Microsoft points) is justified .Zombie Driver HD does its job well enough for you to overlook its lesser aspects; after all, it understands what makes the concept so appealing to begin with